Sunday, August 30, 2009

My Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, shocked by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your secret death ray, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Awesome! Create your evil plan at

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